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Pretty in Pink - my artistic medium of choice.

The Onion: Where more Americans go to get their news than any other nationality.

Homestar Runner - Home of Strong Bad

Piled Higher and Deeper - moral support for your grad school angst.

VillainSupply.com - the best place for all your evil needs.

Subservient Chicken

General Zod - Kneel before Zod!

The Motherload of Science Jokes

Atom Films - you could spend days at this site.

The Nerdity Test. If you score higher than me I'll buy you coffee.

The Post-Modernism Generator. Through the wonders of AI and random sentence generators, you may never have to write another term paper again.

The Bullshit Generator. A Mission-Critical Marketing Tool

Photographs of furniture in compromising positions.

Physics Limericks

What's New? by Bob Park

I appear twice on the cover of my friend Peter William's book on Meduim Format Cameras

My Alma Mater, the University of Colorado, Boulder

My Actual Mater